Humour.

1.Ba Ba Black Sheep, Have you any seats?

Yes Sir, Yes Sir, three rooms full.

One for the S.C.;One for the S. T; Rest for the B.C.;

None for the Merit.

2.”There is a hole in my bucket,

Dear Elisa, Dear Elisa,”

”Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry”

”With what shall I mend it, dear Elisa…”

”With some straw, dear Henry….”

”The straw is too long;”

”Then cut it;”

”With what?”

”With a knife;”

”The knife is blunt;”

”Then sharpen it…”

”With what shall I sharpen?”

”With a stone…”

”The stone is too dry…”

”Then wet it…”

”With what…?

”With some water…”

”How shall I fetch it, dear Elisa?

Dear Elisa, but how?”

”With a bucket dear Henry, dear Henry with a bucket;”

”But there is a hole in my bucket…”

The poem is linear and circular.Every question

of Henry has a straight answer that Elisa gives

and its endless refrain makes the poem circular.

3.”Wash a pig as much as you like, it goes right

back to the mud.

4.Of course, we will have a tryst with Rama Rajya.

There are Lakshman  Rekhas.

5.Q:Why Gandhiji had not been awarded the Nobel Peace  Prize?

A:It is like asking why Jesus Christ did not get the Nobel Prize.

6.Money is the sixth sense without which you cannot enjoy

the other  five senses.

7.Which is the largest gate?

-Colgate.

8. Which is the largest city?

-Electricity.

9.The teacher punished the crab by making it to

stand upon the bench.Why you know?

The crab had the habit of punching others.

10.Q:Why is a woman’s mind cleaner than a man’s?

A:She changes it more often.

11.As I paid for a mocha at the coffee shop, I pulled

out a handful of coins from my purse.

”Sorry”, I said to the barista.”All I  have is change.”

”That’s okay” she replied serenely.”We can’t move

forward without change.” (Wendy Ardoling)

Source:Collection.

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