Humour.

1.Ba Ba Black Sheep, Have you any seats?

Yes Sir, Yes Sir, three rooms full.

One for the S.C.;One for the S. T; Rest for the B.C.;

None for the Merit.

2.”There is a hole in my bucket,

Dear Elisa, Dear Elisa,”

”Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry”

”With what shall I mend it, dear Elisa…”

”With some straw, dear Henry….”

”The straw is too long;”

”Then cut it;”

”With what?”

”With a knife;”

”The knife is blunt;”

”Then sharpen it…”

”With what shall I sharpen?”

”With a stone…”

”The stone is too dry…”

”Then wet it…”

”With what…?

”With some water…”

”How shall I fetch it, dear Elisa?

Dear Elisa, but how?”

”With a bucket dear Henry, dear Henry with a bucket;”

”But there is a hole in my bucket…”

The poem is linear and circular.Every question

of Henry has a straight answer that Elisa gives

and its endless refrain makes the poem circular.

3.”Wash a pig as much as you like, it goes right

back to the mud.

4.Of course, we will have a tryst with Rama Rajya.

There are Lakshman  Rekhas.

5.Q:Why Gandhiji had not been awarded the Nobel Peace  Prize?

A:It is like asking why Jesus Christ did not get the Nobel Prize.

6.Money is the sixth sense without which you cannot enjoy

the other  five senses.

7.Which is the largest gate?

-Colgate.

8. Which is the largest city?

-Electricity.

9.The teacher punished the crab by making it to

stand upon the bench.Why you know?

The crab had the habit of punching others.

10.Q:Why is a woman’s mind cleaner than a man’s?

A:She changes it more often.

11.As I paid for a mocha at the coffee shop, I pulled

out a handful of coins from my purse.

”Sorry”, I said to the barista.”All I  have is change.”

”That’s okay” she replied serenely.”We can’t move

forward without change.” (Wendy Ardoling)

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Collection of Quotes.

1.A smile can turn into laughter;

A drizzle can become a pour;

A moment can become a story ;

A trip can become a journey!

2. Life is a comedy for those who think

and a tragedy for those who feel.

3.Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination

will take you everywhere.

4.We are limited, not by our abilities but by

our vision.

5.It is a thousand times better to have common

sense without an education than to have education

without common sense.

6.Remove the chain, all the beads escape; take

away humility and all the virtues disappear.

7. Greatness is not found in possessions, power,

position or prestige. It is discovered in goodness,

humility, service and character.

8.An honest man alter his ideas to fit the truth

and a dishonest man alters the truth to fit his

ideas.

9.Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible

to others.

10. The person who uses a lot of big words, is

not trying to inform you; he is trying to impress you.

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Health Corner.

1.Silence is very beneficial to health. It is

like plugging in your phone.Your mind

needs to recharge too and it does more

recharging in than it does during sleep.

Silence boosts your immune system,

making it easier for your body  to fight of

invading bacteria and other pathogens.

Silence make you happy, spending

time in silence boosts your brain chemistry

and as a  great side effect you are able to

focus better too.Silence reduces stress(lowers

blood cortisol levels and adrenaline levels)

which is the biggest killer in the world.

Silence helps your brain to become more

interactive thus you work with more of your

brain, leading to higher cognitive abilities.

-Dr.Paul Haider.

Napping in general, isn’t considered unhealthy.

Taking brief naps under half an hour can bring

about many benefits, such as reduced fatigue,

increases alertness, improved mood and improved

cognitive performance. However, the duration of

your nap can determine whether you see positive

or negative effects.While an afternoon nap is

typically harmless, it could possibly bring about

health issues if it’s long lasting and becomes a

frequent habit. Naps exceeding half an hour

during the day could possibly lead to serious

health conditions like  cardiovascular disease,

diabetes and metabolic syndrome.

-Dr. Ramesh Mehta.

 

 

Srimad Bhagavatam And Bhagavadgita.

The Srimad Bhagavatam is generally mistaken to be

the same as Bhagavadgita.The Bhagavadgita was spoken

by Lord Krishna on the battlefield of Kurukshetra to induce

Arjuna to fight. It is concise in nature.

Srimad Bhagavatam is the graduate study of the Bhagavadgita.

The Srimad Bhagavatam is one of the 18 puranas and known

as Bhagavata Purana.It is the essence of all the Vedas.

It is composed of 18,000 verses, divided into 12 cantos

It is written by the author Vedavyasa. It was spoken by Shukadeva,

the son of Vedavyasa to king Parikshit on the banks of Ganges

when  the latter was cursed to die after 7 days.

The Bhagavadgita consists of 700 verses and is the

essence of all the Upanishads.

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ಸೂರ್ಯ.

ಅನಂತ ನಾಮಗಳ ದೇವತೆ -ಸೂರ್ಯ.
ಸೂರ್ಯನನ್ನು ಹಲವು ಹೆಸರುಗಳಿಂದ ಕರೆಯಲಾಗಿದೆ. –
ಸೂರ್ಯ,ಅರ್ಯಮಾ,ಆದಿತ್ಯ,ದಿವಾಕರ,ಭಾಸ್ಕರ,ಪ್ರಭಾಕರ,
ಸಪ್ತಾಶ್ವ,ಮಾರ್ತಾಂಡ,ಮಿಹಿರ,ಅರುಣ,ಪೂಷನ್,ಸವಿತೃ,ಭಾನು,
ವಿಭಾಕರ,ವಿಭಾವಸು,ಜಗಚ್ಚಕ್ಷು,ಗ್ರಹಪತಿ,ಸಹಸ್ರಾ೦ಶು,ಸವಿತ,
ರವಿ,ಪದ್ಮಾಕ್ಷ,ಕರ್ಮ ಸಾಕ್ಷಿನ್,ಲೋಕಬಂಧು,ದಿನಮಣಿ,ಖದ್ಯೋತ,
ಲೋಕ ಭಾಂಧವ,ಇನ, ಭಗ,ಛಾಯಾಪತಿ,ಅರ್ಕ,ಅಂಶು ಮಾಲಿನ್,
ಜ್ಯೋತಿ,ಪ್ರಕಾಶನ,ಸಪ್ತ ವಾಹನ,ಗಭಸ್ತಿ ನೇಮೀ,ಮಿತ್ರ-ಇವು
ಸೂರ್ಯನ ಕೆಲವು ಹೆಸರುಗಳು.
ಮೂಲ:ಸಂಗ್ರಹ.

ವೈದ್ಯ ವೃತ್ತಿ.

ವೃತ್ತಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಶ್ರೇಷ್ಠ ಮತ್ತು ಗೌರವದ ವೃತ್ತಿ -ವೈದ್ಯಕೀಯ ವೃತ್ತಿ.
ಮಾನವೀಯ ಮೌಲ್ಯಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಕಾರ ಗೊಳಿಸುವ ಸನ್ಮಾರ್ಗ -ವೈದ್ಯಕೀಯ
ವೃತ್ತಿ. ಅದು ಕೇವಲ ವೃತ್ತಿಯಲ್ಲ ಉನ್ನತ ಮಟ್ಟದ ಕೌಶಲ ಸಹಿತವಾದ
ಸೇವೆಗಾಗಿನ ಸವಾಲು ಕೂಡ ಆಗಿದೆ.
ವೈದ್ಯರು ರೋಗಿಯ ಆಯುಷ್ಯದ ಒಡೆಯರಲ್ಲ. ವ್ಯಾಧಿಯನ್ನು ಪರೀಕ್ಷಿಸುವುದು
(Diagnosing) ಮತ್ತು ರೋಗಿಯ ವೇದನೆಯನ್ನು ಕಡಿಮೆ ಮಾಡುವುದು
(ವ್ಯಾಧೇ ತತ್ತ್ವ ಪರಿಜ್ಞಾನಮ್ , ವೇದನಾಯಶ್ಚ ನಿಗ್ರ ಹಃ ಏತದ್ ವೈದ್ಯಶ್ಚ )
ಈ ಎರಡು ವಿಷಯಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಪರಿಣತಿಯೇ ವೈದ್ಯತ್ವ; (ನ ವೈದ್ಯ ಪ್ರಭು ರಾಯುಷಃ)
ಹೊರತಾಗಿ ರೋಗಿಯ ಆಯುಷ್ಯದ ನಿರ್ಣಾಯಕ ಅಥವಾ ಒಡೆಯನಲ್ಲ. (ಬ್ರಹ್ಮ
ವೈವರ್ತ ಪುರಾಣ). ಗತಾಯುಷಿಯ (ಆಯುಷ್ಯ ಮುಗಿದಾತನ )ಆಯುಷ್ಯವನ್ನು
ಆತ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿಸುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.
ರೋಗಿಯ ಚಿಕಿತ್ಸೆಯು ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಯಿಂದ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಗೆ ಬದಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ. ರೋಗಿಯ ದೈಹಿಕ,
ಮಾನಸಿಕ ಪರಿಸ್ಥಿತಿ,ರೋಗದ ಅವಸ್ಥಾ ವಿಶೇಷ, ಚಿಕಿತ್ಸಾರ್ಹ ವೈದ್ಯ, ಔಷಧಿ
ಗಳಿಂದಾಗುವ ಅಲರ್ಜಿ,Septicemia (ರಕ್ತ ನಂಜೇರುವುದು ), ಎಂಬೋಲಿಸಂ
(ರಕ್ತ ನಾಳದಲ್ಲಿ ರಕ್ತ ಚಲನೆಗೆ ತಡೆ ಉಂಟಾಗುವುದು)ಇತ್ಯಾದಿ ಸೂಕ್ಶ್ಮಾತಿ ಸೂಕ್ಷ್ಮ
ಪರಿಸ್ಥಿತಿ ಗಳನ್ನು ಪರಿಗಣಿಸಬೇಕಾಗುವುದು.
ಮೂಲ :ಸಂಗ್ರಹ.

Do You Know?

1.Kirlian photography  can be used as an adjunct(subordinate)

in cancer detection and fertility patterns. Kirlian institute,

London has slides to prove that personality, health, mental

and emotional problems could be diagnosed on the basis of

the coronas of the hand.Dr.Douglas Dean,Nobel laureate(New

Jersey) claimed that aura or corona in Kirlian photography

can be used to give an idea of the state of the whole organism,

the positive and negative emotions like love and hate, attraction

and repulsion. Even powerful thoughts affected the aura as did

any illness.

.2.  The role of iodine in brain development.-

Iodine is required for the synthesis of thyroid hormones.

These hormones in turn are required for brain development,

which occurs during fetal and early postnatal life.

Iodine is one of the 7 diatomic elements.It is a mineral and

a chemical element.

Since the body cannot synthesize this mineral, it’s important

to include various iodine rich foods in your diet each day.

Iodine rich foods are-baked potatoes,iodized salt, plain

yogurt, white bread,green beans, boiled eggs etc.

Iodine deficiency cause hair loss, increase metabolism.

Don’t take more iodine than what you need, as this can

work against you.

3. The Paleo Diet is hugely popular these days. It recommends

foods that our hunter-gatherer ancestors supposedly ate:

-fattier cuts of meats, eggs, vegetables, seafood and nuts.

Vegetarians do get to add cheese and whole milk based products

like paneer and ghee.People following Paleo diet avoid all grains

like rice and wheat, dhal, beans, soy, starchy vegetables and

refined vegetable oils.They select high fat fruits like avocados

and coconuts. These are heralded as healthy fats and are eaten

without any hesitation.

4.Bulgarian phone bosses have suspended the mobile  number

-0888 888 888 after every user assigned to it died.

Source:Collection.