1.A student trying to understand the nature of God asked Him,
”God, how long is a million years to you?”
God answered, ”A million years is like a minute.”
Then the teen asked,”God, how much is a million dollars to you?”
God replied,”A million dollars is like a penny.”
The teen asked,”God, could you give me a penny?”
And God said,”in a minute”
2.There are three basic rules for having good teeth:
a.Brush them twice a day.
b.See your dentist twice a year.
c.Keep your nose out of other people’s business.
3.If this world is a theatre, where do the spectators sit?
4.A was an apple pie.
B.-Bit it.C.-Cut it.D.-Dealt it.E.-Eat it.F.-Fought for it.
G.-Got it. H.-Had it.I.-Inspected it.J.-Joined for it.
K.-Kept it. L.-Longed for it. M.-Mourned for it.N.-Nodded
for it. O.-Opened it.P.-Peeped in it. Q.-Quartered it.
R.-Ran for it.S.-Stole it.T.-Took it. U.-Upset it. V.-Viewed it.
W.-Wanted it.X,Y,Z and &, All wished for a piece in hand.