Worry creates tension; laughter creates relaxation.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Q:What is sound advice?
Height of optimism.
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Officer:Excellent! We can attack in any direction, now.
Some people who look busy are only confused.
Q:Do you know that he laughs in various ways?
A:Depending on the amount?
Guide:I welcome you all to the Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the
sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound
of even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t be
heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls??
A bus driver told a woman holding her baby that
she had the ugliest baby he had ever seen.
She was fuming when the man seated next to her
asked what was wrong. After listening to the tale,
he asked her to give the driver a piece of her mind.
As she got up to scold the driver, the co-passenger
offered,”Here let me hold your monkey till then.