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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor

all your life, so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up, to give you

sleeping pills.

Marriage: An agreement  in which  a man loses

his  bachelor degree and  a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of  transferring information from the

notes of  the Lecturer to the notes of the students

without   passing through ”the minds of either” 

Conference:The cofusion of  one man  multiplied

by the  number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake  in such a

way that everybody believes  he got the biggest

piece.

Dictionary: A place where  success  comes before

work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens and everybody  disagrees  later on.

Father: A banker  provided by nature.

Criminal:A guy  no different from the rest…except

that  he got caught.

Boss: Someone   who is early  when you are late

when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before election

 and your confidence after.

Doctor: Aperson who kills your ills by pills and kills you

by bills.

Classic: Books , which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous

home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men  ever get to open

their mouth.

Etc.,: A sign to make others believe that you know  more

than  you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually

and sit to  decide that nothing can be done  together.

Experience: The name  men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life

to be spoken of  when dead.

Source:Collection.  

 

 

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