School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor
all your life, so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up, to give you
Marriage: An agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the
notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through ”the minds of either”
Conference:The cofusion of one man multiplied
by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest
Dictionary: A place where success comes before
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:A guy no different from the rest…except
that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late
when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before election
and your confidence after.
Doctor: Aperson who kills your ills by pills and kills you
Classic: Books , which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
Etc.,: A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life
to be spoken of when dead.