Humour

Tito sees a large number of young men running on a highway.

He asks a bystander “why they are running?”.

The man tells him a Marathon race is going on.

“What do they get by running like this”?,

He asks the man.The man replies,

“The winner will get a prize”.

Tito:”Then why  the others are running?!”

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Quotes

1.Titanic elephants eat only leaves,whereas tiny ants eat only sugar.

2.In these days of marketing age,the genuine words have no value.

3.Measure the depth of a river before crossing it.Study the history of person before relying upon him.

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Holi And Tsunami

Cheerful Ms Holi has arrived in India to drench,

 People in multiple  colours of happiness,

Whereas in Chile the scornful Ms Tsunami has appeared,

To erase the colours of the earth and drench  the people   with   tears and blood .

And dancing   violently on the debris of shattered dreams of grief- sticken people.

Hundreds of people  have been killed   and millions are left homeless and helpless,

 And children have become orphans.Schools and hospitals have been toppled down.

Their tears can  create  another Tsunami in the ocean of hearts  of human beings,

Quake may shake,the volcanoes may burn and deluge may drown the earth,

But nothing can erase the colour of compassion from the human hearts.

No calamity can block the flow of ocean of support,flowing from the,

Nook and corner of the world towards the grief-sticken.

By:Vani

Daughter-We Love You!

A daughter brings much happiness,

She’s a joy from the start,

Watching as she grows,

Reaches deep within your heart.

She is caring and giving,

A real joy to behold,

Watching her as years pass,

As her talents unfold.

She leaves memories and contentment,

Throughout her years,

And these memories quite often,

Will bring happy tears.

Daughter is a gift of love.

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To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter.

By:Euripides.

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter.

In love to our wives there is desire;to our sons,ambitions;

But to our daughter there is some thing which there  are no words to express.

By:Joseph.Addison

A daughter is the happy memories of the past,the joyful moments of the present,

And the hope and promise of the future.

By:Author Unknown

Right And Wrong

“Right” and ‘Wrong” are perhaps the two most vigilant sentries in our lives.

Yet they are dubious in their existence and situational in their implications.

They are two words that the wise use with dread and the naive with liberty.

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Success

What are the seven secrets of success?

I found the answer in my room.

1.Fan said:Be cool.

2.Roof said: Aim high.

3.Windows said:See the world.

4.Door said:Push hard for your  goal.

5.Clock said:Every second is  precious.

6.Mirroor said:Reflect before you act.

7.Calender said:Be uptodate.

“IQ gets you hired,Eq gets you promoted”

IQ=Intelligence quotient;Eq=emotional intelligence.

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